handbags at dawn

"farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe) 07/29/2018 at 12:39 • Filed to: None

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old lady just took a swing at me with her bag

she was stood in the middle of the walkway had to stop for her and put a foot down

when she eventually noticed me she apolo gized for not paying attention

so i said oh no worries love... im not allowed to cycle here anyway

im a fucking genius....

good thing old people are slow... that bag looked like it would hurt

ranwhenparked > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 07/29/2018 at 12:50

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From the headline, I assumed you tried to steal a loaf of bread from her. 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > ranwhenparked 07/29/2018 at 12:51

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neh... i only do that on thursdays when all the pensioners get their wellfare cheques

Goggles Pizzano > ranwhenparked 07/29/2018 at 12:59

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Rye.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 07/29/2018 at 14:16

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You should have let her hit you and then collapsed to the ground crying out in exaggerated pain like they do in soccer...  and then threatened to sue...

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Goggles Pizzano 07/29/2018 at 14:16

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Marble rye... 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 07/29/2018 at 14:22

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fuck that shit.. i hate football/soccer/americans for that reason

im team is that all you got you fucking pansy

ranwhenparked > Goggles Pizzano 07/29/2018 at 15:11

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If its Schnitzer’s, its worth it.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 07/29/2018 at 19:17

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Yeah but we all  know that inside that crusty shell, you’re a gentle snowflake who is crying over such cruelty!

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 07/29/2018 at 22:18

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its true :(

(i just want to be loved waaaaaaah... but yeah lol... im a big softy at heart.. i just hate all the acting in football/sue culture)